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500~Words on 2024-05-15

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One of my writing goals is called ‘other’. That might be confusing. I suppose a more accurate phrase would be ‘free choice.’ The following is what I do…

The first thing I need is a random number. I could just ask Google but instead I use playing cards. The number cards are taken at face value. The picture cards, including ace, are 15.

I draw a card, if I was doing it now it would be a four.(Diamonds if you’re interested but it is irrelevant.) Then I go to the fourth spot in my writing list. Actually there are more layers to it than that but I want to limit how much I bore you.

When ‘other’ came up this time I decided I would work on this blog post. On other occasions it might be something else.

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The main focus of my writing is my novel. The whole point of taking a sabbatical is to get it done. It is currently at 99 pages. There are another 77 pages that need to be edited and checked.

I’ve mentioned before that I am using a Freewrite for my first drafts and it has been invaluable. There are a lot of spelling errors but it still helps to get the words down.

This blog post will be rather random. I could very well make that observation again and again as I do these. The idea is 500 ~words and then stop. But you knew that as it is the title of the post. It will be stream of consciousness so it will shift gears in unpredictable ways – even to me.

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Did you see Eurovision? It was an interesting event this year. To me it seemed more calm than usual. I have to say though no songs stood out to me – in either direction as good or bad. There was, for example, a completely forgettable song called “Unforgettable.”

The UK entry was terrible.

One thing I find especially fascinating about Eurovision is the voting. I don’t just mean for this year I mean in general. The voting is complicated. All you really need to know is that half the votes come from a jury of experts and the other half come from the public.

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The jury votes are announced one-by-one by a representative from each country. It doesn’t take long to see that the eventual winner is going to come down to one of two countries.

I would have expected the votes to be more evenly spaced out. If each country puts their best. (They do not.) Then it might be expected that another country would agree with that assessment. Thus, at the end, the votes would be fairly evenly spaced. This never happens. This year the winning song got 36 times as many votes as the song at the bottom of the table.

I wonder if there is a lesson in all of this. I don’t know I am just a blogger. However it has to be said, or at least I want to say it, that the European continent ( more or less) seems to be in agreement on the subject of music.

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It is rare that my favorite wins however most of the time I can at least see why they won. This year I am not sure I had a favourite.

I went off on this subject for longer in the original draft and now seem to have come to a natural end. Still I have words below this so I might as well see what else can be written.

I apologize for such a long letter – I didn’t have time to write a short one.
Mark Twain

It would seem that the rest of what I wrote back on the 15th is all waffle. Mark Twain was right. Making stuff shorter actually takes longer. It is illogical but it is also true. I could go on and give you some bad metaphors involving Swedish meatballs and their Welsh equivalent. (Google it) However I believe I will cut off the post at this point. See you next time.

I just wanted to say that I have checked this post. I really have. Unfortunately my particular combination of dyslexia and dyspraxia makes it really hard for me to spot typos. Please enjoy and I’ll try not to make too many errors.

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500~Words on 2024-05-10

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I suppose that by writing this I am answering the question posed in the last post. I am going to blog. I may even have come up with a strategy. I will write what comes to mind for 500 words, then edit it, then schedule it for posting. Here we go…

I need a topic.

Isn’t it funny how they can be so hard to come by? There is a great universe before us and I struggle with words. As I observed to a friend the other day, after a minor misunderstanding, it is a good job I am not a writer(!)

I have had a reasonably productive day. That is a good place to start. By the time you read this that day might be long gone.

Sometimes I wonder if rambling might do me good. Would that work? I can just type the first stuff that comes to mind. Then I tidy up the post and publish the results.

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No. That is stupid. That is never going to work. (He said while doing just that.)

I get dark thoughts a lot. It is strange when I have no thoughts. I have moments where nothing is really on my mind. Like now. (If that wasn’t obvious from the way I am typing.)

The novel is going well. 81 pagers are written and reasonably edited. That is a good start.

My flat isn’t looking too bad. It is much less of a disaster than normal.

I could talk about Eurovision. For me that is tomorrow and for you it might have been last week.

I am using my Freewrite Traveller for the first draft. Aside from the ‘Q’ not working it is very effective.

I am using the pomodoro technique. I am doing 40 minute sessions instead of the traditional 25. I think it is working reasonably well.

Did I tell you I get my todo list dairies from a website called “So Typical Me”? Well I do and they make some lovely things. Although if you are on a budget you might want to look elsewhere.

That last sentence was an odd statement. I am on a budget.

I have a way around that. I just said it was an essential thing. I am only lying to myself after all. I am also swimming in notebooks. Anyone who likes notebooks will know that it isn’t about logic.

This is actually going okay. I cannot edit this complete and utter rubbish on the Freewrite. I am going to get to 500 words and then see where I stand.

So it looks like blogging might be back. Assuming I can find something worth saying each time I come to this.

How are things with you? No that won’t work. This is not a conversation. Anyway that is 500 words (editing notwithstanding.)

I just wanted to say that I have checked this post. I really have. Unfortunately my particular combination of dyslexia and dyspraxia makes it really hard for me to spot typos. Please enjoy and I’ll try not to make too many errors.

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To Blog or Not to Blog

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Wow! Look at that stock picture. Sometimes you find exactly what you are looking for. Isn’t that special?

To blog or not to blog? That is the question I am asking myself today. I say today but it is more than just today given that the draft for this was started some time ago.

With an uninspired title like that it might be that not blogging is for the best. Still I am going to explore this topic.

A blog is the blogger putting their thoughts out into the universe. The real question is is the universe interested.

I’m entitled to my opinion.
It is your assumption that we are entitled to it as well that is irritating.

Vila & Avon Blake’s 7 (Bounty)

No one can do a put down quite like Avon. The internet is packed to the gills with people expressing their opinions and/or giving advice. After a while online it all starts to become overwhelming. I have even started to doubt my own opinion on things like TV, films and books. “Well GenericScienceFiction4247 doesn’t like this episode so maybe I am wrong.”

You are erratic. Conflicted. Disorganised. Every decision is debated, every action questioned, every individual entitled to their own small opinion. You lack harmony, cohesion, greatness. It will be your undoing.

Seven of Nine Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix 01: Star Trek: Voyager (Scorpion Part 2)

This post started out as me questioning if I should keep blogging. Now I am advocating for the Borg. Something has gone horribly wrong.

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The thing about blogging is that it is takes time and it has to be thought of in the context of when it is being posted.

Let’s say I wanted to tell you about the time I took a water pistol to school. That might be just a funny story. However if, on that day, there is some story about a kid doing the same for nefarious reasons my funny blog post becomes insensitive.

I did actually take a water pistol to school once. I don’t know how old I was. I think I was around 12-14. The reason was the school was having a fancy dress day. I went as James Bond. Mum spray painted a water pistol black – and to my eyes it looked like a Waltha PPK. And that is actually the end of the story because I have a memory like Swiss cheese.

Let’s imagine that I had more to say. I would sit at my computer, write a blog post, and be ready to hit the post button. Then I read the bad water pistol story. Suddenly it sounds like I am making light of a tragedy. (How there can be a tragedy involving a water pistol is another question entirely.)

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The point is that for blogging you have to be aware about stuff like this in a way you don’t, as much, for any other sort of internet content.

Every now and then, on Facebook, there is a post proposing a question. “Could you live without the internet for a month? At the end you get £1,000,000.”

Unfortunately no one is actually offering that. Nevertheless I have often wondered about my answer to that question. I think if I was allowed a good supply of books and DVDs it might not be so bad. This would especially be true if there were good places to go for walks. The only slight wrinkle is that there are some people I only talk to online. I would obviously have to make sure they knew I wasn’t just ignoring them.

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A lot of what I do online is the internet equivalent of eating sweets. I watch YouTube videos. Sometimes they may have a lasting impact but mostly they are enjoyable in the moment only.

I don’t even want to know how much time I spend on YouTube on a typical day.

Sometimes I have the following rather silly thought: ‘I can’t sit and watch TV because I should be being productive. In lieu of that I will watch YouTube. Therefore I will have a break of only 15 minutes instead of 45.’

Yeah that is a bad idea. What normally ends up happening is that I just spend those minutes (and more) on YouTube instead.

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At the beginning of the year I left my job. To say I had a plan might be playing fast and loose with the word. What is something that is a step down from a plan?

Anyway the “plan” was to focus on writing for a bit, finally get my novel finished, and find a way to earn money in a way that didn’t drive me completely mad. (That ship might have already sailed.)

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I have achieved a draft of my novel. It is incredibly rough and incoherent but it is something. I now need to pull together all the other drafts (I hate my past self) to make it work. There is just one small problem….

I don’t have a villain. Maybe that is more than a small problem. It is like trying to make onion bhajis without onion. Which I have attempted. No. I am not a complete idiot. What I mean is that I have set out with the intention to make bhajis only to discover I have all ingredients except for onions. My brain and I have a rather dysfunctional relationship.

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Do stories need a villain?

You will bow to my awesome power. There is nothing that can stop the destruction I bring upon you. Prepare to meet your doom.

Anubis (Stargate SG1: Redemption Part 1)

Actually Stargate is very good at this. The Goa’uld are literally described as ‘cliched bad guys’. Although that is mostly because it seems to be Colonel O’Neill’s favourite word.

Stargate SG-1 without the Goa’uld wouldn’t be quite the same. (Yes that was a dig at seasons 9 and 10… sorry.) SG-1 needs a villain so they can save the world at the end of each season. I don’t think a villain is always needed.

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When I first started my novel, a long time ago, there was a villain. He lived in a grand castle with his minions. The castle stood alone on a mountain. The heroes make a daring attack in the final chapter – and not all of them survive.

The villain in their fortress has been done many times. From Ming the Merciless, to Sauron, to a number of the Bond villains. It does work but what if my story needs something else?

One of the best episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation is “The Defector”. This episode doesn’t end with a battle but it does have a villain. That villain is Tomalak played by the late great Andreas Katsulas.

The episode is tense. The Enterprise must determine if a Romulan defector is genuine or a ruse to start a war.

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At the end of the story the Enterprise is outgunned and all seems lost. Then we get the reveal. The Enterprise has Klingon reinforcements. What was a sure thing for the Romulans is now, at best, a Pyrrhic victory. Tomalak chooses to withdraw.

I look forward to our next meeting, Captain.

Tomalak (Star Trek: The Next Generation SG1: The Defector)

I am trying to stumble towards a point here. (Although I have written this over so many days I am not sure what it is.) Perhaps this blog does have a purpose in that it helps me to work out story possibilities.

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Fantasy novels often end with an epic battle. So in an effort to set myself apart I want to do something different. The question is what? Without a battle it might just be a bunch of connected ideas and nothing more.

I said at the top that I have a rough draft of my novel. I do. However this post has proven there are a huge number of kinks to work out. I

If nothing else I need to put barriers in the way of my heroes. Some writers like their characters to go through a series of horrible events. I am not so sure that is what I want. I also don’t want to end up with a red shirt problem. And I am not sure my novel is even that kind of story.

Thank you for staying with this rambling excuse for a blog post. Will there be more? Maybe. This is my first (Reviews notwithstanding) post in nine months! That is a long time. I think I will leave the final words to Homer Simpson.

…it’s just a bunch of stuff that happened.

Homer Simpson (The Simpsons: Blood Feud)

I just wanted to say that I have checked this post. I really have. Unfortunately my particular combination of dyslexia and dyspraxia makes it really hard for me to spot typos. Please enjoy and I’ll try not to make too many errors.

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This Side of Paradise (TOS)

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Let me tell you something funny. I have, largely, been doing these reviews using the script. Which is stupid I know. Well today I am going to write while the episode plays and pause when needed… here we go.

Incidentally I always play these with the enhanced effects.

Tense music plays as we approach Omicron Ceti III. The Enterprise is following up on a previous expedition from some years prior.

There is no expectation of any surviving colonists. The planet is being bombarded by deadly Berthold rays. These were not discovered till after the colony was established. So that the plot can happen these rays are not deadly immediately.

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Star Trek has this kind of story a lot. In TOS and TNG the Enterprise is often called to investigate a ship, research team, or colony that has ceased communication. This colony only has 150 people. A bit small for a colony.

The landing party beams down. The buildings are made out of wood. So either the colonists brought timber with them or used local wood. Neither seems very likely.

Kirk laments the ‘Dream that failed.’ With excellent timing, they are welcomed by Elias Sandoval. They are not dead. (Jim)

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I find it interesting that Sandoval still calls the planet Omicron Ceti III. That is an astronomer’s name. Omicron Ceti is a real star so Omicron Ceti III would just be the third planet. I would think that a name would have been decided by now. It is only a nitpick – and given what happens later it makes sense. Anyway it was just something I noticed.

In soft focus, and with romantic music, we are introduced to Leila. She says that she has met Mr Spock before. Spock says nothing to her. I suppose even Vulcans have trouble with the idea of meeting the ex. Actually maybe especially Vulcans. Spock in particular would not want to show emotion in front of the crew.

Sandoval explains that they have a philosophy of living a less complicated life. This, essentially, boils down to a life without machines. Star Trek does that quite a lot. Just wait till we get to the DS9 episode Paradise. (Shudder)

I have never understood the appeal. I could stand to spend less time looking at screens. However I have no desire to be technology free. Can you imagine doing laundry with a bucket of water and a mangle? The only way I would give up the internet is if someone was really offering one of those challenges that appear on Facebook from time-to-time. (I could really use £1,000,000)

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Sulu and a blue shirt look around. They have been ordered to check to see anything that could be wrong. Sulu says he knows nothing about farming. There is a weird looking plant about 60 centimetres from him. On the one hand you could say that that is something that doesn’t belong. On the other hand this is still an alien planet.

They check the barn and note that they have not seen any animals. Later iterations of Star Trek would state that humans don’t use animals for food any more. To be clear I am not nitpicking here. I simply find it interesting how the world building was developed. Although, even with artificial gravity, carrying animals on a star ship for a year sounds difficult – and not to mention smelly.

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Meanwhile we get a scene between Sandoval and Leila. Leila says that she once loved Spock. She also says that there will be no choice but for Spock to stay – because that is not ominous at all.

McCoy completes his examinations of several members of the colony. He finds them to be in perfect health. Including, mentioned a little later on, the fact that Sandoval has regrown his appendix.

The biologist reports that the crops planted are only enough to sustain the colony. This is a bit of a head scratched. If the colony was supposed to be for the purpose of food production then logically it would have been for exports. According to my googling potatoes, specifically mentioned, only take 80 days to grow. So how did no one think to check on these people?

The real focus of this episode is the romance between Spock and Leila. Spock being a Vulcan (or Vulcanian as they are still saying) doesn’t experience emotions. He is more interested in discovering the mystery of this planet than any thing else.

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I feel that this episode is trying too hard for this to be a mystery. Spock’s scans show no insects. The natural question is how do the plants grow? I feel the story didn’t need this part. The planet has life aside from the colony and what they brought after all. Also how the planets grow without insects is not answered.

Leila and Spock each take half of two different conversations. She wants to discuss her feelings for him and he wants answers to his questions.

Spock attributes Lelia’s evasiveness to her gender. I don’t think I want to touch that one with a ten foot pole but we do get something interesting to round this conversation out.

Emotions are alien to me. I’m a scientist.
Someone else might believe that. Your shipmates, your Captain, but not me.

Spock and Lelia (Star Trek: TOS: This Side of Paradise)

Pon Farr wasn’t established for the show at this time. However it is interesting to note in hindsight that Spock and Lelia’s relationship could very well have coincided with his last Pon Farr. Like I say though that is a complete coincidence.

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Kirk receives orders to evacuate all the people from the planet. I am not really sure why. If the rays haven’t killed them yet there is no reason to think they are going to kill them now. Although the rays did, apparently, kill the animals. Sandoval will not explain how that happened. Why Starfleet Command is able to give orders that affect civilians is not explained.

I have been writing for quite some time and have still not got to the crux of the story. Well this happens now…

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Leila takes Spock to some flowers and suddenly he is strayed in the face. Spock is in pain from this, as he is experiencing emotions, but after a little while the pain clears and he tells Leila that he can love her.

Kirk tries to contact Spock but he is too busy looking at the clouds. Incidentally he has changed into one of the uniforms worn by the colonists. This could be a nitpick but there has been a bit of time between the kiss and now – there could have been a commercial break too.

I really appreciate that McCoy and Kirk notice immediately that something is wrong. Too often in speculative fiction a change comes over a character and it is not spotted. In real life this would be understandable but in a world of alien possession, shapeshifters, and robots, people should be more alert. Kirk goes off alone to find Spock – after ordering McCoy to make sure no-one spends time alone.

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When Kirk reaches Spock he is accompanied by Sulu and his partner – he still left McCoy alone.

Spock is hanging upside down from a tree and calls Kirk by his first name. Something is afoot. If that wasn’t enough the ‘something weird is happening’ music is playing.

Sulu and the blue shirt are sprayed with the spores and then shit goes downhill very fast. Apparently Starfleet hasn’t heard of quarantine.

When Kirk gets back to McCoy he is speaking with an exaggerated southern drawl. He has also beamed up around 100 of the sport plants to the ship.

I have to call BS on this. McCoy is the ship’s CMO. I don’t question that he would be authorised to beam up alien plants. However the transporter room staff should know to follow some kind of quarantine procedure.

When Kirk gets to the bridge Uhura has already been affected by the spores and sabotaged the long range communication system.

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Kirk finds a queue outside the transporter room. The whole crew is leaving the ship. Kirk speaks to Leslie telling him that this is mutiny. All he gets in response is agreement. This is interesting. I thought mutiny was specifically taking over the ship. Apparently it is broader than that.

Kirk has been unaffected by the spores. However with no crew he has no way to counteract them. Everyone affected by them has no interest in doing so. Kirk sums up the theme of the episode.

No wants. No needs. We weren’t meant for that. None of us. Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is.

Kirk (Star Trek: TOS: This Side of Paradise)

I feel I want to say something about this line. I am not sure I can fully express it but here goes.

I have been watching Red Dwarf recently. I want to talk about Arnold Rimmer.

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For those of you who don’t know the show Rimmer can be summed up thusly.

…an incompetent vending machine repairman with a Napoleon complex…

Kyten (Red Dwarf: Justice)

Rimmer greatly desires to be more than he is. Unfortunately he is barely able to do his actual job. The result is a bitter and petty man. Rimmer will cling to any scrap of power he can get. When this happens it ends rather badly.

Rimmer’s ambition brought him nothing but grief. (Not to mention getting people killed) Without his ambition might he have been happier? Would it be better to be happy exactly as you are rather than unhappy because your goals are out of reach? Technically it might be stagnation. Another word could be contentment?

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You might be saying that this is all moot. You would be correct. In this episode the contentment is chemically enforced. Nevertheless Kirk seems to have a problem with, as he calls it, stagnation beyond that.

Kirk returns to the Enterprise. He is now the only one on board. The ship can be maintained in orbit but without a crew he is marooned. I think technically Kirk could fly the Enterprise alone. It is just that if there was a malfunction he would be screwed. Just as he is lamenting this he is sprayed by one of the plants.

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In his quarters Kirk gathers a few things to join the colony. He discovers his medals. These remind him of his duty. He gets angry and the spell of the spores is broken. Kirk is determined – he cannot leave.

Why does this only happen to Kirk? Hasn’t the whole crew pledged an oath of allegiance? Don’t some of them have families? No? Only Kirk?

Kirk has a terrible plan. Provoke Spock to anger him and free him from the spores. An alternative might have been to wait. Sooner or later the Enterprise will be overdue and Starfleet will send a ship. Maybe there is a reason that wouldn’t work.

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Spock is much stronger than Kirk. Why pick Spock? I understand that he needs Spock’s expertise but free someone else first and then you have backup. Also surely Scotty knows the systems as well as Spock.

Kirk beams Spock aboard and starts to insult him. This includes a reference to a circus. Which feels anachronistic. It feels that way now let alone in the 23rd century. Still the plan does work and Spock is back as he was.

…to initiate a brawl with over five hundred crewmen and colonists is hardly logical.

Spock (Star Trek: TOS: This Side of Paradise)

Despite this it is, for all intents and purposes, what they do.

First though there is the matter of Leila. Spock beams her up. Incidentally she says she has never been on a star ship before. At first glance this looks like an error. However in Charlie X it is said that “star ship” is a classification and not just a generic term for a vessel. It is backed up in TNG. In Relics Scotty uses the term in a list of other types of ships he has served on.

It doesn’t take long for her to realise that Spock is no longer one of them. The emotional upset breaks the spell for Leila. Spock wipes away her tears.

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So the Enterprise lowers its microphone unto the upper atmosphere of the planet and activates its subsonic transmitter. Kirk likens it to itching powder. I am surprised that that is still a relevant reference in his time.

Fights start to break out on the planet. Including McCoy punching Sandoval. This is enough to help Sandoval realise how little they have achieved. With the influence of the spores gone the colony is evacuated without any further issues.

The Enterprise departs and the final, rather sombre, note is left to Spock.

…for the first time in my life I was happy.

Spock (Star Trek: TOS: This Side of Paradise)

This is an interesting point to end on. I feel that it merits wider discussion and that I am the wrong person to do it but I will try.

If a human had said that it might mean he was mostly unhappy. This has been a question on my mind lately.

The meditation app I use asks me to evaluate my mood each day. The emoji that accompanies that option suggests that the creators of the app think ‘unsure’ is a negative state. I disagree, to me, unsure is a neutral state.

The idea of not having emotions fascinates me. The Vulcan perspective is that emotions cause more harm than good. Spock says has never been happy before. Perhaps, to him, it is worth it if he also doesn’t experience depression, anxiety, and despair.

This is not one of my favourite episodes. It is also not bad. I disagree with the message that we need to struggle to live a full life. Maybe I took Maslow’s Hierarchy Of Needs too much to heart – or misunderstood it entirely.

In this story it makes sense to leave “paradise” because it was chemically enforced. However what if we removed the spores from the equation? What if those people were content for real? Why would that be a problem? Each day would be the same routine. Maybe even the same meals. Maybe the same walk in the woods. If a person, or a group of people, were genuinely happy like I don’t see a problem. Kirk and I disagree on this point.

I just wanted to say that I have checked this post. I really have. Unfortunately my particular combination of dyslexia and dyspraxia makes it really hard for me to spot typos. Please enjoy and I’ll try not to make too many errors.

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