I just wanted to share this. This is the warning label from a pack of ballpoint pens. I’m not quite sure how children could make such a ridiculous mess with just 50 pens. This is probably from the same genius who thought a packet of peanuts needed a ‘may contain nuts’ label. Although, to be fair, I have heard of a customer who complained that an almond cake was not marked ‘contains nuts.’ So maybe people are silly on both sides.