Normality

If you’re writing a novel, short story, or screenplay you will have to make many choices. I’m not talking about plot or characters but something more fundamental. How the story is told. Each way has its advantages and disadvantages.

The Hunger Games is an excellent example of this. The books are told in first person. 20140119_223736 This means that we have access to Katniss’s thoughts and see the world thorough her eyes. This has the advantage of letting us get to know our protagonist very well. However it also means that we don’t get to hear the thoughts of the other characters, we only see Katniss’s impressions of them, and we don’t get anything other than what is happening to Katniss.

In the Hunger Games films we’re able to see the broader world. We get scenes between Snow and Seneca Crane that would have been impossible in a strictly first person story.

First person narration need not be limited to one person.This is masterfully done in The Woman in White. We get the story told from many first person perspectives allowing us to understand all the character’s involved. If you haven’t read it I thoroughly recommend it.

After much debate, or faffing about, with my novel I decided that first person would be the best approach. One of the things it allows is colloquial speech. A character can, in my opinion, more easily skip over stuff than an omniscient narrator.  A character can say ‘I’m not going to bore you with the details. Here’s what you need to know…’ This is only a general statement. In A Christmas Carol there is a quite wonderful description: ‘…as close to it as I am now to you, and I am standing in the spirit at your elbow.’ There are any number of ways to tell a story.

When trying to get into a character’s mind there is a problem. DSCN0253 I only know my own mind. I have no idea if the way I perceive the world, or the strange thoughts that stomp through my brain, would in any way be close to how you see things.

I have strange thoughts sometimes. My brain seems to like to play a game of ‘What’s the worst thing I could say right now?’ I don’t actually say it but my unbidden thoughts have some strange notions.

This is all rather difficult to express. Do you ever think about what ifs? What if a terrorist threat was made but they didn’t want political concessions or money but something else – a new series of Blake’s 7 – a B*Witched reunion – (Okay, funny story, they did reform in 2012), or to see some celebrity, I’ll let you pick a name, dance naked on Strictly Come Dancing.

These kinds of off the wall thoughts come to me now and again. I just find myself wondering how such a story would be reported in the media – assuming the threat was considered believable.

I spoke to a friend about this and they too have had thoughts of what if. What if I ran through work dressed as Gollum? What if I started talking like Zathras? What if I started speaking only in rhyme? What if I only spoke in lines from famous TV shows or films.

Actually that last one is the only likely one. My brother once showed me Dr Horrible’s Sing-along-blog. I wasn’t particularly interested and when <redacted for spoilers> happened I said ‘Jesus, Grandpa what did you show me this for?’ – paraphrasing from The Princess Bride.

If I ever become a manager I’ll probably end up speaking like Captain Picard. If one of my staff makes a suggestion saying ‘Make it so’ Would be difficult to resist.

When writing in first person I’ll try to make each character speak in a unique fashion. It should always be easy to tell who is speaking. I have rewritten sections when I realised that the voice wasn’t right for a character. For instance it’s quite different writing for Sam Carter and Rodney McKay. They both serve the same role in their respective series, and both characters are brilliant, but Carter is far less egotistical. Thus it would be relatively easy to identify a Rodney line from a Carter line.

This post has been a little vague. That’s because I’m not going to revel all the thoughts in my mind. My question is simply this: If my characters have little asides and musings, while telling their stories, will the reader see themselves reflected? – or will they think that all my characters – and by extension me – are completely mad?

What David Mitchell says in the video above is completely relateable to me. Except that I take it to the crazy next stage. Sometimes I’ve been walking down the street and catch sight of a sign in my periphery. I’ll turn back to read it. Even if I know that there is absolutely no reason for me to know what the sigh says! In my mind I will come up with a justification for the turning back – so apparently I’m worried about nosy telepaths. The thing is that, to be honest, nobody cares what I’m doing.

So yeah…

My characters will have flights of fancy: They’ll ponder the important questions; What if I told Great Aunt Ermentrude she looks like a baked potato?; They’ll consider the result of mumbling Emma Blackery’s F**K You Google Plus+ while working; They’ll look longingly at the attractive guard on the train and wonder what would happen if they quoted some Shakespeare or a well placed line from a Jane Austin classic.

None of this bears any resemblance to anything that ever happened anywhere ever…

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Castle Normality?

2008-03-28_144541_dscn0152 The sky of this picture seems to have blended with the white of the background – this is a castle in Germany that I visited back in 2008. It is called Burg castle and you can find out more on its website or there is always faithful Wikipedia.

In the center of Cardiff, where I grew up, there is a Castle. To me this is completely normal. Cardiff Castle is only a stone’s throw from Burger Kings, Starbucks, Sainsbury’s’ and Tescos. Well I say a stone’s throw but you’d probably need a trebuchet.

What other towns are like this?

York has a medieval wall and so does Tenby. I’m sure there are many towns across Europe that still have vestiges of old buildings. Actually that might be a rather redundant statement as with churches and cathedrals it could even be most cities and towns.

‘I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.’

Eddie Izzard

When writing it is interesting, actually essential, to know what is normal. Nobody would place a castle in the United States of course but there are other factors to consider when considering peoples from places you’re unfamiliar with.
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I was writing a scene in which a centaur nodded – to indicate approval. Then I realised I was trapped within a British view of things. Nodding doesn’t mean agreement everywhere. If the centaurs were from Ancient Greece then they would have an entirely different set of gestures.

That’s it for this post but the question of normality will continue in the next post. Specifically what is normal in our minds? A problem when writing in the first person.

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Sir Terry Wogan 1938-2016

I was in a shop when I heard of the death of Sir Terry Wogan I was looking for a present for a friend. Feeling uninspired I turned on Facebook and, before going to my friend’s profile, I saw in my feed that Sir Terry Wogan had died. It was quite a shock and I think I will now always know where I was when it happened.

If you live outside of the UK and Ireland you may be unfamiliar with him. He was a broadcaster for 59 years. He had a radio show, presented quiz shows, presented Children in Need, but, for me, it is his Eurovision commentary that I knew him best for.

I agree with him when he says or Eurovision:

‘It’s supposed to be bad. And the worse it is, the more fun it is.’

It might be a British thing, despite Wogan not being British, but we like sarcasm – so Wogan’s Eurovision presenting always done in this style. For the acts, the presenters, and even the spokesperson for the results.

One of my favorites was describing the presenters, in Denmark in 2001, as ‘Doctor Death and the Tooth Fairy.’ – This was not well received.

I was greatly disappointed when Wogan stopped presenting Eurovision. Nevertheless Graham Norton is a very worthy successor giving a commentary in a similar style.

Sir Terry Wogan wasn’t on TV all the time but his moments on Eurovision and on Children in Need were very special and memorable.

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Drafts, Drafts, and Drafts

It has been over a week since my last post.  As you’ve probably guessed this is my excuses post. This time I at least have a bit more of an excuse than usual. I now have an improved situation at work.secret santa That is rather an archaic term isn’t it? Well I’ve been watching the series Dickensian – as such I may have taken on the lexicon of the series.

I can’t be the only one that this happens to. If its Dickens then I might speak in this fashion, if its TNG then I’ll tell people to make it so, and if it’s Stargate SG-1 I’ll tell them ‘You have a go.’

If I ever become a manager I’d probably annoy everyone – I’d probably end up speaking like Captain Picard, or General Hammond, though to look like them I’d need to loose a lot of hair.

I am now full time and so have less time to write. Hopefully I also have less time to get my flat in to a mess. (That statement might hold more water if I wasn’t sitting in a messy living room from sorting 28 years worth of accumulated papers)

I do have two blog posts in draft. I have other, non-blog related, drafts too. It is the nature of being a writer which is why I tell you to avoid it.

Well not really. I talked before about why I write. And if it is a compulsion for you as it is for me then not doing it is impossible.

More posts coming soon.

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17 Days

How is your year going?

For me, in those seventeen days, I have utterly failed to go to the gym. So that’s one thing that hasn’t changed.

Writing though is going well. My long worked on novel is finally all coming together. The key, it seems, was to have a narrator. She is able to pull the threads together and tell the story. Plus she can act as an author surrogate and speak in a more colloquial fashion.

Today is Sunday and I have the day off. Outside my window it’s so misty I can hardly see the tops of the mountains. It may be 1339 here but I haven’t been up long. Last night I didn’t sleep well and on waking it took a while to get out of bed.

This is ramble in case you hadn’t noticed.

I’ve set myself the task of reading 52 books this year. So far I’ve read: Gaslight Carnival, The Hobbit, and The Five Orange Pips. The Hobbit I actually listened to and the other two are short stories but I’m still counting them. 52 books should be doable.

The version of The Hobbit I listened to was read by Rob Inglis and it was excellent. I remember being bored by the book when I was younger but this time it was very good.

I’m keeping up with leaning Welsh though I’m not sure how much of it is sinking in. I can’t write it here as I only know how to say it. Also if I can’t handle English gamma and spelling do you really think I could handle it for Welsh?

Yesterday I didn’t leave the flat, and may not again today, that’s okay though. I will create worlds, play Mario Kart, and try and tidy up a bit.

This is a strange post I know. I’d make it a poem if I knew how. Maybe that is something to work on.

I received notification of not having won a short story competition the other day. It’s the taking part that counts though. Someone read it which is good. It means I have something to submit to another magazine.

Hope your year is going well and I’ll be back soon.

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Alan Rickman 1946-2016

Alan Rickman died yesterday. I wanted to say a few words here in tribute to him.

It is the role of Severus Snape that I know him for most. He was fantastic in all eight of the Harry Potter films. I would also like to mention Alexander Dane – Galaxy Quest is one of my favorite films.

Rickman was one of those actors with a wonderfully distinctive voice. We’ll be able to hear it again when his final film, Alice Through the Looking Glass, is released in May.

There isn’t really much else to say…

By Grabthar’s Hammer, you shall be avenged remembered!

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This Time!

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This time it was right, it would work, and no one would have to get nailed to anything.

The Book (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy)

This little fella sits atop my monitor. It came from an event at the RWCMD in which I discussed my writing goals. While I might dream of being a writer for Doctor Who, if I could only get my script beaten into shape, I set a more realistic goal of earning a living by writing by 2020.

As you can see this is the classic five year plan. In five years Captain Kirk set of to explore the galaxy – I am one year into this, well almost, and have made no progress.

I do think I’m generally happier though – so that is at least something.

I live alone and could be said to be the classic single man. Basically my flat can often be a mess. I maintain it’s the goblins but nobody believes me. I’ve been off work this week and the flat is looking good – even good enough for mum to come round.

With a tidy flat it’s a little easier to focus on writing. Otherwise I end up looking at the disaster area of the kitchen and have to clean all day. So yes this will be the year where things happen.

If you’ve found this blog interesting please tell your friends. I really want to try and grow it – and if you’re a blogger who has managed to grow yours I’d love any quick tips you may have in how to bring more people here.

Thank you for reading.

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Seven Things: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets is the second book in the series. This post is a little overdue, I finished reading it back in November, but here it is finally…

Seven things about Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.

One

The Implications of Polyjuice potion are terrifying

Imagine what people in our world would do with this capability. Actually don’t because I’m going to tell you and its… disturbing.

This comes to mind…

You wouldn’t need an invasive paparazzi trying to snap nude shots. Instead they’d just try and get hold of a few hairs, make up the potion, make some poor schlub in the office drink it, and then take photographs of them.

Not to mention what the porn industry would do. They’d acquire, which covers stealing or buying, hairs from celebrities and make sex tapes.

Now we know Hermione is an exceptional witch – but if the best at Hogwarts can make a successful polyjuice potion what does that mean for later life in the wizerding world.

I can imagine people giving gifts of their hair. You want to see someone naked? Well if you ask them nicely maybe they’ll give you a few hairs…

Have I thought too much about this? Quite possibly. And this is only covering Rule 34.

How would you guard against Polyjuice in banks and other secure places?

It is things like this that can be very interesting when reading a book or watching a film. The thinking of ‘if this then that’ – it can be easily missed. What I’m saying is that some things go hand in hand. Every technology we have has probably been misused at some point. It would surely be the same for magical spells. They are still human after all.

Two

Hogwarts Continues to be a Death Trap

I know I said this before but it needs repeating. In this book we have a massive snake in the castle!

This time its more forgivable, as nobody ‘good’ has brought this to the school. Nevertheless if I was a parent of a Hogwarts student I’d be considering another school.

Remember at the end of Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone  it is mentioned that the whole school knows about the incident with the stone – for some reason the risks at Hogwarts are accepted by everyone.

Three

Why Gilderoy Lockhart?

It should be obvious to everyone that Lockhart is an idiot. Okay maybe not everyone but certainly to Dumbledore.

The fact that Dumbledore allows Lockhart to teach at Hogwarts almost makes you believe that he must have lost a bet or something.

Answers on a postcard please.

Four

How big are the Hogwart’s Pipes?

This might be down to how it was shown in the film but the idea that the snake travels through the school through the pipes has always bothered me. The snake looks far too big, to me at least, to be getting around through the pipes.

Five

Was the Chamber too big?

This chamber has remained hidden for over a thousand years. I’m not really sure how. How would it stay hidden?

I know that comparing technology and magic doesn’t really work but again I’m forced to wonder if technology could have found it. That’s why I wonder if it was too big. A smaller space could’ve been missed but missing such a large space seems a little strange.

Six

Magical Limitations

“Mr Weasley took Harry’s glasses, gave them a tap of his wand and returned them, good as new.” [Loc 720 – Kindle Edition]

Just think for a few seconds what that spell is doing. The smashed glass reconnecting. Couldn’t Harry have the magical equivalent of contact lenses? That’s got to be easier than some of the tings that magic does in these books – doesn’t it?

Seven

The Floo Network and Magical Mishaps?

This one is admittedly a little subjective and I maybe clutching at straws. Sometimes clutching at straws is interesting – with the exception of when you’re cleaning out the Guinea pig cage.

Harry has never used the Floo network before. He’s naturally scared and misspeaks so he ends up in Borgin and Burkes – [To conveniently overhear something important but that’s another matter.] and emerges bruised. Now as I’m writing this I’m actually reconsidering this point. This could be a case of GIGO but it seems strange to me that this could happen. That a mispronunciation could lead to injury. At least google asks you ‘Did you mean…? It makes me wonder what would happy if they’d been going to the leisure centre and had had an American visitor. The word is pronounced differently in America – in British English it rhymes with pleasure.

Since magic doesn’t exist it is up to each author to determine how it works in their universe. In Harry Potter, as said above in point six, it seems to have strange limitations. It makes me wonder how new spells are devised and developed. Technology is the only reasonable parallel we have – which is obviously not perfect.

Maybe magic isn’t that different from technology. Things can go wrong no matter who’s at the controls, or saying the spell, and sometimes strange things happen.

I once watched a DVD where the blue and red had been switched, it took a while to notice, and we all know about how to fix an N64 carriage.

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Happy New Year

Christmas has come and gone for another year – and soon it will be a new year.  Which means many of us will be making new year’s resolutions. And most of us will abandon them before February. I would give you advice on how to keep them if I had any to give.

I think Michael Mcintyre sums up Christmas quite well. For me it was very much like this.

… I was working on Boxing day.

There are many people who have to work on Christmas day itself. In my view this should be limited to essential services only. This doesn’t include a corner shop but there is a shop I know of that is open on Christmas day. I’m just glad I don’t work there.

For me Christmas isn’t important for religious reasons. I like it for the family time, the food, and the presents – giving and receiving. Its lovely to see someone smile as they receive their gift. I know that sounds a little hokey  but its true. Nothing beats a smile.

While I’ve got you I’d just like to say there is no offence in saying Merry Christmas. I’m not a Christian but why would this offend me? Someone is wishing me well. Christmas is just the name for the thing. If anything I’m more offended by the ‘merry’ rather than the ‘Christmas’.

I protest I am not a merry man!

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The time between Christmas and New Year is quite strange. Today was a bank holiday in the UK.  Then we have two days of normality then it’s the end of the year. Then back to normality again.

dscn1086 Since I didn’t do so well with resolutions last year I probably won’t be making them officially this year.

Having said that I did get a shinny new notebook for Christmas, which will become my diary, so it would be good to have something to write on the first page.

I actually think the thing that would do me the most good is to try and relax a bit more. I set myself targets, mostly for writing, and feel guilty for not meeting them. Which is just silly as its only me that’s disappointed.

For New Year’s Eve I’ll be at mum and dad’s along with my brother and his wife – so a nice family gathering culminating in a countdown where nothing happens.

Happy New Year everyone. See you next year.

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Star Wars: The Force Awakens

The pictures below have nothing to do with Star Wars. I’m placing them here to create a buffer so you can’t catch sight of anything below. I hate spoilers!

Nevertheless I am going to keep this spoiler free and try to only talk about things in broad terms.

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Its bloody brilliant! I was very happy as I left the cinema. The prequels were a big disappointment but this film gives me high hopes for this knew trilogy.

Now that some time has passed, not yet four hours, I have slightly changed my mind. Its pretty damn good.

It’s really too early to form a proper opinion. At this moment I would say it is certainly better than the prequels – which is no great achievement – however it might even be better than the originals.

Maybe…

Was it flawless?

Hell no.

There is no such thing as a flawless film. Although I might give that to The Princess Bride – though as I right this I can think of a flaw.

To put my conclusion in simple terms I’ll say this:

The prequels failed because the characters seemed stupid. Rather than the Jedi being manipulated by an evil Sith, which was surely the intention, it feels more like they were stupid and didn’t follow a logical path to solve the problem.

In The Force Awakens the characters really pop. There is more chemistry here, I won’t say between which characters, than in all of the Anikin and Padma scenes. The characters follow a logical path but some of it feels a little contrived…

However it mostly stays on the good side of contrived – by that I mean coincidences and luck, or I suppose bad luck, are used to get characters into trouble more than they’re used to get them out of trouble.

I will post a full review of this at some point. That may have to wait for the DVD release so I can pause and make notes.

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